That’s Not a Cupcake!

Available Now!
That’s Not a Cupcake, a hilarious and heartwarming picture book created by a real-life father-daughter duo, is now available!
Get the sweetest book of the year before anyone else!
A laugh-out-loud picture book for kids ages 3–7… inspired by a real dad joke gone wild.
What starts as a simple breakfast joke turns into an outrageous guessing game—where watches, goldfish, and even a rhinoceros are definitely not cupcakes.
With beautiful watercolor illustrations and a story full of imagination and giggles, this read-aloud favorite is perfect for little ones (and the grown-ups who love reading with them).
About the Author & Illustrator
Kevin Russell is a writer, healer, and dad who loves starting the day with laughter. That’s Not a Cupcake! is his first children’s book, inspired by a hilarious real-life moment with his daughter when she was little.
Ryan Russell is a talented young illustrator with a love for whimsical characters and multimedia art.
This father-daughter team created this story as a joyful celebration of imagination, humor, and the magic of family connection.


That’s Not a Cupcake: FREE BONUS GIFT
Celebrate the launch of That’s Not a Cupcake! (written by Kevin, illustrated by his daughter Ryan) with printable coloring pages, spot-the-difference, a breakfast adventure maze, and a read-aloud guide for grown-ups.
What’s inside
- 5 printable coloring pages featuring your child’s new favorite not-a-cupcake hero
- Breakfast Adventure Maze (fine-motor + focus booster)
- Spot-the-Difference challenge (observation + patience)
- Make-Your-Own Silly-Not-Snack prompt (creativity + language play)
- Read-Aloud Guide for grown-ups (questions to spark curiosity & empathy)
Made for ages 2–6. Instant digital download. Home or classroom friendly.


